50 Romantic Things
October 1, 2007 
50 most romantic things to do with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Whisper to each other.
3. Cook for each other.
4. Walk in the rain.
5. Hold hands.
6. Buy gifts for each other.
7. Roses.
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together.
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight .
10. Write poetry for each other
11. Hugs are the universal medicine.
12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
14. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Do not lie.
15. Spend every second possible together .
16. Look into each other’s eyes.
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
18. When in public, don’t flirt with each other.
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking.
20. Buy her a ring.
21. Sing to each other.
22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
26. Dance together.
27. Let your girl fall asleep with her head in your lap.
(It looks real cute)
28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
33. Always tell her how pretty she looks.
34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.(Brownie Points)
36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
37. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
38. Go to church/pray/worship together.
39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
40. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice.
41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
42. Make sacrifices for each other.
43. Really love each other, or don’t stay together.
44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
50. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say,
“Sweet dreams.”
Funny
September 28, 2007 
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing …? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself —
what other problem can be greater than this one ?
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet !
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife
” Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune ? “
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly,
” I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! “
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
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A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor.
September 18, 2007 
What is confidence ????
A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and
are told
that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to
feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the
CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the
aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly
leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm
indeed.Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : “IfÂ
it is
the same software that runs my company’s IT systems, this plane won’t
even
take off.” !!!!That is called Confidence!!! 
Symptoms of IT industry……..!!!!!!!!
Hi all,
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an outside line.
7.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!!
Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
