Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
          
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
 A: Because they are…

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..

Q: What did God say after he created man?
 A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a
UFO ?
 A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own
business?
 A:      i) no mind            ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
 A: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have
no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
 A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
 A: Opposites attract.